When I am rich…
I can’t wait until I’m rich. Then I will host lavish parties every day at incredible expense. There will be celebrities, and popular bands, and even a few circus animals.
The best part is, I won’t even go to the parties. I will hold out across the street, calling the cops to complain about the noise.
You’re nothing but an old man trapped in a twenty year olds body.
Thanks, Jesus!