Tag Archive: jokes

Stupid Slogans

Every company has a slogan to help them sell their products. This is a viable marketing strategy. Most companies try to come up with slogans that are pithy and intelligent, or at the… Continue reading

The Weight of the World

A lot of people feel like they have the weight of the world on their shoulders. This is simply not true. Even if it was, the Earth only has a mass of 6.6… Continue reading

Running Backwards

Running Backwards: Extreme sport, horrible disorder, or poor escape plan? There is a new craze sweeping the nation. Sweeping it in the wrong direction. Everywhere you look you will see someone running backwards.… Continue reading

Survival Tip

Oh No!

Echo-Friendly

Echo-Friendly: Not to be confused with Eco-Friendly “This new Cathedral is really Echo-Friendly.”             “Really, did you use recycled materials powered by renewable energy?”             “No, none of that, but if you yell… Continue reading

A thought on Death

“Hello, sir. Would you like to go to the christening of the first inter-stellar spaceship in 2136?” “Gee, I would love too! Oh, but wait. I can’t be there. I have to die… Continue reading

Open Sesame

Even though it is one of the staple technologies of Star Trek, the development of automatic, sliding doors has been detrimental to our society. Automatic doors might be a convenient way of getting… Continue reading

small world

The world has become very small. Unless you’re walking.

Top 5 Career Choices

The difference between a job and a career is sort of like the difference between weather and climate. Weather, like a job, is what happens at a specific point in time. A career… Continue reading

The Baker’s Deception

We are all having the veil pulled over our eyes. Not by the government, or religion, or any of the other common sources of conspiracy theories. The people we need to look out… Continue reading

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