When I was a kid I thought I might like to be an astronaut. Then I learned that I just don’t have enough dedication for that. Potential astronauts spend their whole lives working, and training. They make innumerable sacrifices just to be considered for a chance to go to space.

They are all stronger, smarter, and all around better people than I am.

But at least I’m not required to drink juice from foil pouch like a little kid.

That’s something I choose.